Recent reviews by Claricestarling

it's a bit buggy, but nevertheless a lot of fun. For 02,99€ an absolute steal. If you like puzzle games like Prelogate, I would absolutely recommend.

This saved me the money to actually visit Mother Russia myself, thank you for this valuable cultural enrichment

That was the cutest jumpscare I ever witnessed

Maybe the real treasure was the birds we found along the way

ducks which are bouncing.

7/10 for the psychological horror

somehow, this guy is less depressed than me

Wie die anderen Pferdespiele, nur auf Speed. Ehrlich, wie die nach zehn Rennen im Renngalopp immer noch den Elan finden, ein elftes zu machen...was auch immer Frau Martin in den Kuchen getan hat, muss auf jeden Fall ballern.

I guess this is supposed to be somewhat of a touching story, but for me personally it remained kinda shallow, stereotypical even. Well at least it's an easy 100%, is the last thing I will say before I can't withstand the urge to completely trash Florence for leaving the pizza crust. :-)

standard soviet era experience

Okay, since everyone with half a braincell should have figured out that Sims 4 is - in comparison to it's predecessors - utter trash by now, let's just skip a couple years ahead and do a feature preview of THE SIMS 6.

- This time we made a real effort to rip you off even more than in the last two games combined!

Featuring:


- Loading screen DLC, camera movement DLC, feet DLC
- Exciting new base game features like...oh. Apparently we've made chairs, beds and showers DLC content as well.
- UPCOMING (you may have guessed it!):
BED DLC, BATHROOM DLC, BREATHING DLC (so your sims finally won't die after two minutes of gameplay!)

And this is what our loyal playerbase says:


"I've been a sims player for over 25 years and it was truly a wonderful experience to marvel at empty rooms for three days straight, truly groundbreaking. Sure, the lack of camera movement might be a bit inconvenient, but MAN, am I looking forward to that DLC and to support the company with my hard-earned money some more for basic features!"

There you have it. Now go buy the Sims 4 I'm sorry the Sims 4 I MEAN, THE SIMS 6 for the limited time offer price of only 149,99$ 99,99$!!! (and your soul)


*sometimes, I think this might be too exaggerated, but then I remember Sims 4 literally had no toddlers at release.