YurosMoon | TTV 最近的评测

"Hey you, you're finally awake" the first words you hear as you are being carted off to lose your head. This is a solid game to play if you enjoy being sodomized by dragons, smashed by giants, munched on by wolves or beaten to death by a yeti. There is tons of swords, bows, axes, and lets not forget, MAGIC! YOU CAN BROIL YOUR ENEMIES ALIVE WITH THE FLAMES OF YOUR ANCESTORS AS YOU RUN THEM DOWN MERCILESSLY WITH FLAMES! Or you know, if you prefer free fall physics, you can always use the unrelenting force shout and throw them off a cliff, the choice is yours.

This is a great game to play if you enjoy being hunted down by random players trying to wheel you in like a siren from the sea. They will definitely sodomize your boat.

Dont play this game while high or drunk, you will either get stuck their staring at the screen with your mouth hung open and forget to breath (high) or get mad at the spots that are so incredibly finite to clean that you cant find them anywhere. (drunk)

I love playing the game, just chillin, and then hearing my sim cast a spell straight outta harry potter, WINGARDIAM LEVIOSA!

I definitely recommend this game if you like being called racial slurs by playstation players after you saw them in half with bubba and get stabbed in the back with a rib bone. The amount of nonsensical players that have their heads shoved in the ground like an ostrich is impeccable, surely you will have a good time trying to survive. (or kill)

Playing this game gave me stage 7 brain cancer, it grew a tumor in my noggin the size of Texes, the amount of gormless brainrot that this game consists of will surely bring you pure entertainment, especially with other friends with less than 5 brain cells, that is until you and said friends brains implode on themselves after you develop aids from the alien creatures.

This is a great game for the loose minded. If you lack a few brain cells where it counts and have a chromosome count higher than the average individual, this will be an easy game for you to learn!

This is the perfect game to play if you enjoy role-playing tiktok brain rot trends and seeing cringe e-couples having e-sex.

Don't play this game if you want to have a social life outside of it. This game will make you spend more time grinding for good loot that you'll actually want, than actually enjoying the game. The story is amazing, but aside from that, this game is an absolute grind-fest, more so than any mmorpg that you've ever played. In the event thats the type of games you enjoy, go crazy in this one! Just dont be surprised when you'll get 85 variations of the gun you want without a single one actually having the roles you want. RNG simulator fr.

This is a wonderful action packed side scroller for the faint of heart. Play this game if Dark Souls 1 was too hard for you. By the time you get to the hardest easy mode bosses, Dark Souls will almost look like the last Kennedy at a family reunion.