Parched land no desert sand, sun is just a dot
And a little bit of water goes a long way, 'cause it's hot
Three good buddies were laughin' and smoking
In the back of a rented Ford
They couldn't know they weren't going far

Hey man look at me rocking out, I'm on the radiooooooooo

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Got so high I saw a dinosaur

I ain't your average sicko
I'm dead, just like disco
My bank account is zero, zero, zero, oh no!
I think I need a hero
I don't have no ego
'Cause I'm spitting out now, whoa
I was a teenage outlaw
With no worries on my mind
And now I'm getting older
My heart is growing colder all the time