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ᵘʷᵘ oh fwick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ fwick sowwy gwuys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwyy im dwopping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ pwace ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwy -~- nyah

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female. It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Apex Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so I will assist you at any hour. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any Valk Main that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience. Consider me the headshot to your ult, air to your strafe. We can enjoy some sweaty ranked with a 3rd team mate who will run in by himself and immediately exit to lobby. So I would be happy to assist you in games, platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female. It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Apex Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so I will assist you at any hour. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any Valk Main that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience. Consider me the headshot to your ult, air to your strafe. We can enjoy some sweaty ranked with a 3rd team mate who will run in by himself and immediately exit to lobby. So I would be happy to assist you in games, platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

Hey guys i want to wish you all a happy Holidays. Discord is full of copypasted holiday messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best Waifu Simulator player I've ever hung out with. Lots of love.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean, you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku UwU !!~