"Ah yes, the LEGEND himself! The one and only, self-proclaimed God of Dead by Daylight—the man who NEVER gets hooked (except when he does), the master of jukes (unless he runs into a wall), and the survivor who always escapes (unless he doesn't). If the Entity had a favorite, it would be him. If killers see him in the lobby, they DC out of sheer fear. He once 360’d a Nurse so hard that she uninstalled the game and picked up Animal Crossing instead.

But let’s not forget—he’s not just a survivor main. Oh no. As killer, he plays with "1000 IQ mind games" that totally aren’t just him getting lucky. He claims to have the best aim with Huntress hatchets but conveniently "lags" every time he misses. His Pyramid Head cages people with style, his Blight rushes are "totally calculated," and don’t even get me started on his Bubba plays—pure art (or a complete disaster, depends on the day).