"Nulli Sheilae sanguineae"
(The Last Continent)
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
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Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
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Jack-and-Jill Party:
A Squire tradition; baby showers to which both men and
women friends are invited as opposed to only women. Doubled
purchasing power of bisexual attendance brings gift values up to
Eisenhower-era standards.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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Last guys don't finish nice.
-- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of victory at all costs
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Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do
every morning.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Vegetarian
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I can give my Bayonet Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

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