I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!
😚
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. *I* TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
(Feet of Clay)
🙂
It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
😷
All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars.
-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3259.2
😱
Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of them
to do it.
😶
<Mercury> At that point it will compile, but segfault, as it should..
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A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
🤑
Hedonist for hire... no job too easy!
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Lois: Stewie, why don't you go play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you just go to hell?
Lois: Well, no dessert for you, young man.
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...Veloz is indistinguishable from hundreds of other electronics businesses
in the Valley,

Ailey

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