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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE MY OATMEAL WITH WATER INSTEAD OF P̷̣͚̻̋̆͋̐͗̃̀̕͝ͅI̸͖͈̦͌̿̎͒͆͘͘͝͝ͅS̸̮̳̦̙̜͈̬͙͎̎̋̎̏́̃͘S̶̞͚̓̄͑̅̀̊͋̌̃̇̚̚̚͠͝



I walked into my boss' office and handed him his 2 weeks' notice.
"You can't do this!" he shouted. But I could, and deep down he knew it.
I had been studying the art of boss firing for years and had been waiting for this moment.
On the way out he tipped me. I kissed him on the forehead & told him to disappear for 6 months.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE MY OATMEAL WITH WATER INSTEAD OF P̷̣͚̻̋̆͋̐͗̃̀̕͝ͅI̸͖͈̦͌̿̎͒͆͘͘͝͝ͅS̸̮̳̦̙̜͈̬͙͎̎̋̎̏́̃͘S̶̞͚̓̄͑̅̀̊͋̌̃̇̚̚̚͠͝



I walked into my boss' office and handed him his 2 weeks' notice.
"You can't do this!" he shouted. But I could, and deep down he knew it.
I had been studying the art of boss firing for years and had been waiting for this moment.
On the way out he tipped me. I kissed him on the forehead & told him to disappear for 6 months.

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Bernkastel 17 Sep, 2024 @ 5:31pm 
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Bernkastel 6 Apr, 2023 @ 12:58am 
I've become so much like Erika Furudo, it's scary. I wear pirate hats, verbally assault children, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "GOOD" (which means good in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in twintails and I don't care what people think so shut ♥♥♥♥ up Maria! I always take a roll of duct tape with me, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see children believing in magic I get mad at them for not being logical like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Battler or Dlanor, both of whom remind me of Bernkastel. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them logic fries. I just keep reasoning, until all riddles are destroyed.
Bernkastel 24 Apr, 2022 @ 5:39am 
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Bernkastel 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50pm 
witch of miracles granted you a miracle :bern:
you will never feel happy :bern:
Bernkastel 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am 
My cuckolding fetish makes my girlfriend disinterested. I NEED ADVICE. You appear to be experienced in these matters, so I'll give this a try. My girlfriend told me that she finds Jareece, our bull, to be distracting in the bedroom; she seems reluctant to participate in prepping him and even simple ♥♥♥-fluffing of his superior melanin-enriched penis. She also suggested gently that I stop screaming about the wage gap at climax and disband my #notmypresident community college club. Is it possible for cuckolding to be a 'turnoff'? If so, why Reddit?
Bernkastel 28 Jun, 2021 @ 2:14pm 
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