said that he would kiss me (in game)

hey mate thought you looked cool

Pull up the the FOODLAND grab a UNION ! u gottta FARMER UP if you wanna survive in this world

DeadL0x 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:41pm 
This profile has been signed by OCE Mordhau Legend (Dead)L0x

This guy is obviously cool enough to get one of my signings

After a good game of ARAM, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great ARAM and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a ARAM lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, he whispered to me "I'm 4x the player you'll ever be stay silver"

hey guys and gvuys here i9s the 201232w step guide to become GOD at videonb game, step one goto www(DOT)getpaid(DOT)com and send me 50 dollars then, eat ur wheatbix and spend the rest of your monbey on razer pink prfoducts i gaurentee u will be top 500 in any game u play if u follow my steps