YEAH!

Can I crush your balls?

So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste funny. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.

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Merry Christmas

Number 9: "Yeah, but That Backflip Tho." It's very impressive how much story can fit into just a few seconds of video. A thief steals a girl's bag and she yells for help, at which point her wouldbe hero shows up and says, "I'll save you." He then runs up the wall next to her and does a backflip. The thief is running away down the street and the girl complains that her purse is already gone, at which point the guy looks into the camera proudly and says, "yeah, but that backflip, though," and walks off. Honestly, it was a pretty awesome backflip, so it's hard to fault him, even if the thief did escape.