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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 11.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)

Posted: 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am
Updated: 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34pm

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When I 👁 was 👍👏 18... 18 years old, 👴👴 I 🌈🤔 saw ♥ for the first 🕐😌 time in my 😭 life... 💯💯 I 👁 saw an 😘 image 📸 of clarity. I saw 👁👀 a 😧 comic strip... 👖 a three 💁👨 panel comic strip 👕📜 that, 😍💦 though 💥🤔 simple as it 🐸 seemed, 💌💌 changed 😩 me... 🙈 changed 😩 my 👨😎 being, changed who ⁉🤷 I 💯 am... Made me who 😂 I 🕵👁 am... 🌈👏 Enlightened me... 💁🙊 The 🤡🅿 strip, 👕 Garfield, the comic strip 🔥 was 👍 new... 💌🏽 no more than 😻 maybe 😉👏 a month and 👖 a 🐀 half 🅱😂 since inception, since... 👨 since 💦 coming into 👉 existence... 😎 and 🍆💯 there it 🔫🔫 was 🚫 before me 😂🙆 in print, I saw it... a 😱🅰 comic strip... ⬇ What 😲❓ was 🤣 it called? Garfield. The 😜👏 story 📗📒 here 😶☝ is 👏💪 of a 👌✝ man, 🌊😥 a 🐀 plain 🍦 man. 😍🏻 He 🚹👨 is 🅰 Jon, but 😳🍑 he is 😩🔥 more 🐸 than that... 🐑 I will 💩👊 get 🏼😏 to 💦 this 🔜⬇ later, ⏰ but first let 🤑🙆 us say 🗣🗣 that ⬅ he's 💻❤ Jon, a 👌 plain 🍦 man. 😍🌊 And then 😯 there 🤔✔ is 🤔📅 a 😪 cat... 😻 Garfield. This 👈 is ♀👩 the 🌌👏 nature of 💦👄 the 😫 world, here. 👏👣 When I 👁👁 see 💯 the 😜🏠 world, 🌎 the 💦🏆 politics, ✊✊ the future, 🔜 the... the satellites in 👌👇 space, 😂😫 and... 🕰 the 👈 people 💁💦 who put 😏 them 👬 there... 🚬😍 You can 🔫❗ look at everything as 🤔👦 a 🖤🏿 man and ➕ a cat... 😻 two 💑 beings, in harmony 🎵 and 👌🌈 at war... 🔫 So, 🥛🙇 this 😍 strip 📜 I saw; ♥👀 this 😎⬆ man, Jon, 😇 and 🙅 the 🌟👏 cat, 😻 Garfield, you see... Yes... hmm... 🤔 It 🏿♀ is about 💦🎩 everything. This... little comic is, oh, 🍤🍤 lo 👀 and 🌬👏 behold... 😍 not ❌ so little 👌 anymore. 💦 So 🏻 yes, 👞✅ when 🕛 I was 👍 18, 👸💗 I 👈👁 saw this 🚟 comic... and it 🤤 hit 🔞 me all ♀ at once, 🔥🔥 its power. 🏼 I clipped it, 👏💯 and ☝♂ every 😰 day, ☀ I 💵 looked at 👉 it, 😫 and ➕ I 🌈 said 🗣🗣 "Okay... 😋👌 let 🏾 me 😩 look 👁 at this 👏 here. What 🙏 is this doing 📌😘 to 💦💦 me? 👏 Why is this 🙎 so 🙇 powerful?" 💡 Jon 😇 Arbuckle, he 👨👑 sits 💺 here, legs crossed... comfortable in 👏📥 his home, and 👏🔄 he reads his 👇💦 newspaper... The 🙏 news of 👏 the 👏 world, perhaps... and 💦 then 😱 he 🏾🙀 extends his fingers 🏻👌 lightly, delicately... he 😡😡 taps his 🤔 fingers 🤚 on an end 🛑 table, 😐🎲 and 🍳 he 🏿👨 feels for 🎄 something... 👋 What is it? 👏 It is 🙏👍 something he needs, 💪💪 but 🍆🍑 it 💦 is not there. 💦⛱ And 🙌💰 then he 😡😏 looks 👀👉 up, 👋 slightly cockeyed, and he 🙀🍆 thinks... 🤔 His 👁 newspaper's in his 👨🙏 lap now, and 👏💦 he thinks this... 👈🏻 Now 🏾🍑 where could 😜 my ♀ pipe 🌝🌝 be? This... I 👀🤞 always come to this, because 💁🤔 I 🅿💪 was 👍 a young 👼💦 man... 😍💯 I'm older 👨 now, 👋 and ♀➕ I still don't 🚫🚫 have 😝😭 the 😨 secrets, the answers, so this ⁉👌 question still 😽 rings true, Jon 😇 looks 👏👀 up and 😭☝ he 🍆 thinks... 👏👏 Now 😭😱 where 😾 could 🤷 my ⌨👨 pipe 🌝🌝 be? 😎 And 😤🔄 then 🙈 it 🙂💵 happens... You see 👀 it, 😠🤢 you 👹👈 see... 👁 it's 💦✊ almost 💯 like 😄 divine intervention, suddenly 😭😭 it is 🍵 there, ✔✔ and 👏➕ it 🙅🙂 overpowers you... 💟 A 🅱😩 cat 😻 is smoking 🚬🚬 a ♂❔ pipe. It 🤔😩 is the 😎 man's 🏿 pipe, it's ♀💯 Jon's pipe, but the 🔝 cat... 😻😻 this 🅿😂 cat, 😻 Garfield, is 💦 smoking 🚬🚬 the 💪🏿 pipe... 🌚 and 👏 from 💦 afar, and someplace near, 😯😯 but 😜😱 not 🚫🌼 clear... near 😯 but 🍑🍑 not clear... The man 🌊 calls out... 💦 Jon 🙀 calls 📞📞 out, 💦🏍 he 👨 is 💦 shocked. 😮⚡ "Garfield!" he shouts. Garfield. The 🅱💯 cat's 😻 name. ⬅

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