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🚕 * 🌸 * 📘 * 📗 * 🍇 * 📀 * 👽 * 📕 * 👃 * 🥗 * 🏓 * 👔 * 👑 * 💙 * 💄 * 🐊
ㅤ* Two boll weevils grew up in S. Carolina. One took off to Hollywood and became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina and never amounted to much -- and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils.
ㅤ* The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
ㅤ* Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord.
"I'll have a glass of blood", said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other.
"Okay", replied the landlord, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
💎 * 🐛 * 💛 * 👹 * 🎽 * 🌽 * 💗 * 🎍 * 🐟 * 🔋 * 🌋 * 😺 * 👹 * 🐳 * 💚 * 👳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!
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