Recent reviews by Gay Actor Michael Douglas

I used to have fun on this game





















































Then maps were removed

Breezed through the floors
Killed Mom














































































And then I get killed by spikes

































































































11/10 would get spiked again

A pretty good game, but I need to suggest a new taunt.

You have to be a Heavy. When you press g you dive on the enemy and squash them, only it's doesn't kill enemy heavies, but hurts them

Just fly across the whole map with Bro-Minator




















































































11/10

This game runs so bad
IT WALKS

This is my full verdict on The Escapists:
I love the fact that the speech bank is completely random during rollcall- 'As I used to say to my cheating ex, someone flushed the wardens hat down the toilet' or 'As my old man used to say, I'll nod when you can speak' xD.This game is a bit costly and it gets a bit fustrating with the trail-and-error on every prison you go to and bang up in solitary confinement countless times (Also the stats for intelligence,strength and speed decrease too fast) but other than that The Escapists is a fun, colurful and creative game with so many awesome ways to escape the prison-My favoutite method is to disable all the cameras and bash the guards lights out (This method is callled a prison takeover). I also like the well thought out routines to keep the players from breaking out on the first day and I love the exercise machines which change on every prison( My personal favourite is the speed bags). It also has a wide variety of items to craft with over 16 pages worth of items in your crafting journal and the items that you usually find in desks or prisoner stashes. There need to be more prisons though but you can create your own prison with the level editor (I have made 1 or 2 decent prisons but the rest should be burned). I give this awesome game 8.7/10!( I still can't get past Shankton State Pen, though).

It would be nice of the curator to introduce a completely understandable tutorial on how to play and create stuff properly,but I have to agree with the various different objects and tools to make wacky and funny contraptions really make the game a total blast. Although it takes a while to get used to the odd mechanics of garry's mod, once you get to know it then you will find yourself building the most craziest things imaginable to boats and cars.The graphics are absolutely brilliant for a game in 2004 and the gameplay is also brilliant. Also, you can enhance your experience with thousands of different mods that people have put up for other players to enjoy and this can all be done with a simple click of a mouse! Anyone would love this fantastic game!It is certainly worth the money! 10/10