Recent reviews by Gorgeous Barney

Has the same problems all "realistic" tactical fps games have that are live service. Bunch of ding dongs who can't understand a basic capture the point objective and cannot play as a team. Game used to be a bit better player wise before the PMC update, but since than has really fallen off. I don't think it's worth the time.

Making the game boring is not a good way to balance gameplay.

This game was pretty good. My biggest issues were enemies putting themselves into a kill funnel and the repeated use of the same puzzles. The car section would repeat the same thing. Drive a few feet until a roadblock. Kill all of the enemies and raise the gates, repeat. I very much enjoyed the endless onslaught of enemies. I just wish they would wait until I was out of a kill funnel. It made some of the fights fairly anticlimactic since I could just throw a molotov.

I really liked the mix mash of all different kinds of games. Half-life, Dead Space, Stalker, etc. It made for an oddly unique experience. I honestly got spooked a few times. The Dev knows how to make atmosphere.

The gun play was amazing. I did not expect such an engaging experience. If Doom 2016 had this type of gun play I would've finished it.

YOU FAT GLITCHY BASTERD! PIECE OF SUB CATAGORY TRASH! 46 YEARS OF CONSTANT SHOOTER GAME EVOLUTION TO CREATE A BONELESS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DISAPPOINTMENT!

How the F**K can we have FPS games where hit registration is still a problem after 46 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years of game development. For a game that is supposed to be cutting edge this feels like a typewriter trying to run DOS. This game punishes you for accuracy. I get better hit probability when aiming at the f**king ceiling than I do aiming right on top of the guy. It really feels an RPG, rolling the dice, AND I KEEP GETTING ONES!

"Oh, you're just bad..." Okay, maybe. Lot's of people complain just because they are bad, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE 10 CLIPS I HAVE OF SHOOTING PEOPLE DEAD ON AND IT NOT DOING A DAMN THING?!

I am so glad my friend was nice enough to give this to me for free because otherwise I would be even more furious. The only time this game should be bought is when it's 8 dollars or less.

I WOULD RATHER EAT THE ROTTEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF A DEAD SKUNK AND DOWN IT WITH BEER

It was fun while it lasted.

I cannot recommend this game after cross-play was enabled. No one knows how to play this game anymore. Communication is the biggest element in this game, but half of the players do not have a mic. Maybe I am joining the wrong servers or something. The performance is another issue. I used to be able to get at least over 60fps constantly and now I can barely hit 60 frames after an update.

I wasn't able to play this for a week because of my power going out, and I come back today to find out it's a toxic sweat fest already. People running around drop shoting, leaning like R6, the whole works. Rarely do people speak in voip anymore. It's not as if I am a bad player either, do not get me wrong. However, I can already tell there has been a massive shift in atmosphere. This leads me to my next point of contention. From what I understood this game was supposed to be care free. You had a great deal of liberty when it came to playing music through your mic, trolling, etc. But today I was banned for playing FRICKING AMISH PARADISE BY "WEIRD" AL YANKOVIC THROUGH MY MICROPHONE. Best part is? There was a dude saying the n-word over and over again, but god forbid I want to play a silly song. He could've been banned just like me, although no one was complaining about the music. In fact some were saying "fallow the music guy!" or "nice song!"

I blame the hecking Tarkov guys.

Look how they've massacred my boy!

They have really gone and ruined the Dude's character. I cannot think of anyone who genuinely finds "ok boomer" funny. I know that Postal 2's jokes are not exactly timeless, but I feel as though they can still stand on their own. This game already feels dated. Besides that the gameplay is enjoyable.

The game is neat, but it seems like the devs have giving up on it. If you can forgive bad map design and poor networking you probably like tarkov, nerd.

I put a 1000$ into the camp and Mrs. Grimshaw has the nerve to tell me that I haven't been putting enough money into the box. On top of that, Dutch tell's me he thinks I'll betray him.

Good grief...

You can make a death squad by packing a squad car with four officers and giving them four patrol rifles. Send the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to some guy claiming he's a terrorist and get ready for a show.

11/10