Progression de szymix pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 10 avr. 2015 à 7h11

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 11 avr. 2015 à 6h22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 10 avr. 2015 à 7h28

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 2 mai 2017 à 7h24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 8h25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 8h23

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 13 juin 2015 à 3h39

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 15 juin 2015 à 9h49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 20 juin 2015 à 9h49

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 25 mai 2017 à 4h04

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 26 mai 2017 à 1h04

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 12h06

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 10 avr. 2015 à 7h16

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 25 avr. 2015 à 7h25

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 9h34

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 15 nov. 2015 à 9h03

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 2 juin 2017 à 4h05

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 9h38

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 26 mai 2017 à 12h28

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 9h47

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 15 nov. 2015 à 9h58

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 24 avr. 2015 à 9h47

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 13 juin 2015 à 3h36

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 10 avr. 2015 à 6h55

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 9h17

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 22 avr. 2015 à 11h04

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 13 juin 2015 à 7h10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Débloqué le 15 nov. 2015 à 10h19

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 12 mai 2017 à 10h47

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 20 juin 2015 à 3h54

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 9h19

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 10 avr. 2015 à 7h28

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 20 juin 2015 à 9h47

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 6 avr. 2015 à 9h45

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 13 juin 2015 à 6h39

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 25 mai 2017 à 3h38

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 30 mai 2018 à 7h41

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 9h14

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 27 mai 2017 à 2h23

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 6 avr. 2015 à 9h23

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 10 avr. 2015 à 6h39

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 26 mai 2017 à 11h24

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 6 avr. 2015 à 9h11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 10 avr. 2015 à 6h47

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 10 juin 2015 à 8h02

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 10 avr. 2015 à 6h33

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 2 mai 2017 à 7h31

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Débloqué le 5 mai 2017 à 7h23

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Débloqué le 20 juin 2015 à 3h54

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 20 juin 2015 à 4h59

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 6 avr. 2015 à 9h48

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 9h39

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 9h30

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Débloqué le 27 mai 2017 à 10h31

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 27 mai 2017 à 11h04

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 10 avr. 2015 à 6h36

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 25 avr. 2015 à 11h26

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 27 mai 2017 à 13h31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 9h15

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 4 mai 2017 à 9h53

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

29 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30