Recent reviews by Esimba

Fallen Order > Rise Of Skywalker

Cabal on the field

I love the gun play in this game! The way the weapons handle feel so smooth and fluent, and makes this fast paced shooter feel so satisfying to play. The story and plot development is simply amazing and the complete and utter lack of any immersive dialogue what so ever gives this game its own fresh feel to it. I often suggest this game to friends during normal conversations and I can't stop talking about it. Just the other day at my aunty's cat's funeral I was speaking with my great uncle Bert about how this video game is one of the greatest forms of art I have had the pleasure of enjoying. I can't help but give this game an outstanding 10/10

Ahh, School of Dragons. This game is a masterpiece. Whether you are a How to Train Your Dragon fanatic or just want to play a role play game where admins take the game far to serious, this game is for you! You are able to stand there fishing with an old rod at ponds like the south pond, the east pond, the local pond and the pond pond theres a murky fishing pond for everyone. SOD offers an extensive range of characters to play as from the hopeless twig Hiccup to the devilishly handsome Stoick. The game also offers a range of incredible dragons to train and fly from the Hideous Zickle Back to the agile Stormfly. There truly is something for everyone. Only a true work of art deserves a rating like this, I give it a whopping 10/10, I recommend to all.

Stoick Dies In How To Train Your Dragon 2

Yeah AIIIHGT

yea

Can beat the loading screen. Far to difficult!

Struth!!

UNO Imma bout to give this game a 10/10

Complete copy of Epic Mickey on the Wii
2/10

Ahh, Garfield kart. This game is a masterpiece. whether you are a Garfield fanatic or just want to hoon around in a go kart, this game is for you! you are able to hit the boosties on tracks from 'Catz in the hood' to 'Loopy Lagoon'. GK offers an extensive range of characters to play as from the stupid mutt Odie to the crack addict Harry. The game also offers a range of cups to race in with the first being 'lasagna cup' right through to 'ice cream cup'. There truly is something for everyone. Only a true work of art deserves a rating like this, I give it a whopping 10/10, i recommend to all.
-Fweenik