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He loves gay sex, I love it too

-Rep After a good game in Dayz, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Dayz gameplay and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Dayz lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then headshot him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

He's a poo poo face. He's a poo poo face. He has poo poo on his face.
He does a poo, he picks it up, he puts it on his POO POO FACE.
Also a terrible troll, terrible in that he isn't very good at it.
Also he has poo poo on his face.
Also a team killer.
Mainly a poo poo face.
:D

-rep, stole my brødskive with brunost at school. Can be a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at times.

gg