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🤤
"We'll strategically withdraw to previously prepared position."
"Who prepared them?"
"we'll prepare them when we get there..."
(Reaper Man)
🤠
Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicking you in the face. And if you receive a box of Chuck Norris, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get.
🙂
union, n.:
A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
😵
"I'm not a god, I was misquoted."
-- Lister, Red Dwarf
🤑
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
😱
Some people around here wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.
😬
"Our reruns are better than theirs."
-- Nick at Nite
🤐
żeby granat dobrze latał,
żeby flashe nie raziły,
A demówki dobre były,
żeby boty nie farciły,
a ich staty cienkie były ,
żeby było dobre zgranie i przez ścianę skanowanie