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Oops 🙊 sorry I’m just so used to being in overseas mode 🌍 haha gracias though 😩 dammit I did it again 😒 sorry I can’t control it 🙌 I may still be jetlagged hey haha ✈️ take me back, am I right? ✔️ yuck is that a Domino’s pizza? 🤢 why don’t you try and be more gourmet 🍕 the pizza in Italy is Bella 🤯 haha that means beautiful btw 😬 you probably wouldn’t know that 😵 what’s that on my head? 🧢 yeah it’s a berrèt 🇫🇷 it’s something the French people do 🥰 let’s get this bread? No thanks, I prefer to get that baguette 🥖 you’re such an uncultured swine 🐖 you should come with me next time though! 🧭 oh you can’t afford it? Haha I don’t even understand 💰 I can ask Dad if he wants to buy you a holiday too? 🤩

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ralle: My armour is Contempt. My shield is Disgust. My sword is Hatred. In the Emperor's Name, let none survive!

you're gay

u suck