You may not belive this but.
I'm a ninja, and I have autism.
My name is Mītobōru and my mission is to destroy the evil king Chaibu.
Chaibu has be terrorising my home country Garasu for years and I'm the only one who can stop him.
I have been training under master Sōsējikiosuku for years now.
He told me about the fidget ninja way and showed me how to use the dangerous weapon also known as the fidget spinner.
I have been fidget spinning for years now and can now use the demonic laser fidger spinner.
Im the only one in the world who got autism so strong I can use it.
Now when I can use it its time for me to go and defeat the evil king Chaibu.
Please support me in my struggle to defeat the evil king.
Count on me to succeed! I promise that I will win.
Your dear friend Mītobōru.