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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."
ㅤ* Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
ㅤ* Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.
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Heelo Lucas

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