Do not think by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
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Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??
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When one knows women one pities men, but when one studies men,
one excuses women.
-- Horne Tooke
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The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back,
which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus. Guaranteed to be at
least 5000 years old."
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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
-- A.P. Herbert
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Recursion n.:
See Recursion.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
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If the very old will remember, the very young will listen.
-- Chief Dan George
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Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now.
Got your next heist planned?"

Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a
traditionalist."
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-rep WALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid kid. I wish u grow up when u get to 40 man! GL

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