accept me please :)

have an offer for ya, added mate.

this pukimak dropped 37 kills and carried me to gold

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
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Humor in the Court:
Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
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Spock: The odds of surviving another attack are 13562190123 to 1, Captain.
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How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
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A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The
Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.
-- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901.
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"I said, "Preacher, give me strength for round 5."
He said,"What you need is to grow up, son."
I said,"Growin' up leads to growin' old,
And then to dying, and to me that don't sound like much fun."
-- John Cougar, "The Authority Song"
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The most important things, each person must do for himself.
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-rep waller

Damage Given to "T I G £ R" - 1 in 1 hit