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I guess this review was bound to happen sooner or later since you can only launch Smite through Steam now so no time like the present I guess.

I've been a Smite player for quite quite... QUITE some time now. As much as I could arguably say the community has it's fair share of toxicity/children/stupidity it'd be referable to any PVP gaming base games and thus it'd really just sound all the same in the end but what you don't really hear is the positives. Smite's community also has some super chill/laid back individuals who genuinely bring out the greater or brighter parts of the community, I myself have met some super cool people over the years and it was genuinely enjoyable to play Smite with them. That being said now I mean even if it's duo queuing or a full party of friends if they are vibing the same as you are it definitely makes the game feel more fun all around.

To get down to the nitty-gritty of it though I have thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed most of what Hi-rez (Low-rez hehe joking) has brought to it's wide fan base/player base. There has been some super funny, super cool or super epic skins/cosmetics to get and they somehow always know how to up it bit by bit each patch. I don't want to make this review get to a point where it'll bore you to read it which it probably already has but strictly speaking as a long-long time player I could take a break for weeks, months or years at a time but i'd still return to my roots because I miss playing or I see something on social media about new stuff that came out, Smite is just that kind of game. To conclude I'll simply say there will definitely be times that players are doing literally everything to make your blood boil and make your eyes roll so far in the back of your head that you swear it's no longer you anymore it's just your friend Satan asking to take control of you and open a big can of whoop ass on the randoms BUT do not fret, there is a mute option or a "Just keep your toxic typing to a minimum 4head." usually you might end up doing option two if you are like me. All in all I recommend Smite 100% and hell, if you're new I'd gladly help show you the reigns to this wonderful hellhole we all just love so much. ( :

Alice: Madness Returns is simply an amazing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

The atmosphere, the storyline, characters, enemies, mechanics you name it this game brings it although that may just be a "me" vibe I truly love this game. It's astonishing to bare witness to Alice's despairing/negative almost attitude but yet also an attitude where literally nothing seems to phase her. She's kind of like a Wednesday Addams in my opinion (kinda the same vibes). Not only do I take the time to get lost in the story but the atmosphere can be pretty amazing/cool to stop and look at too. What seemed kinda funny to me was from the very beginning you think "Gee, Alice is such a sweet innocent little girl, why does she end up going through such hellish things?" Well, if my memories were fractured/lost I would probably be going through my own crisis of hell too trying to piece everything back together also if I had to murder a few "things" along the way then yes I would you're damn right I would and I'd do it unforgivably too. On the other hand let's toss it up to saying Alice is just on some serious drugs and this "Wonderland" she keeps going to is just her tripping real hard on whatever drugs she is taking but what about the killing right? Yeah well drugs man, she could've been hallucinating so badly that murdering a little here or there was all just part of this sick/twisted plot I made up but it'd be one hell of a plot right?!

Alice's reality is already twisted enough though even before you start thinking up stupid plots like I did. Alice is just struggling to fix what is broken what is crumbling. Again if I was in this sweet innocent girl's shoes I'd stop at nothing to take back/remember the more peaceful memories I treasured so if it means going a little mad then let it be so. All in all I'm just in completely in love and addicted to playing. Alice's character design/outfits/abilities or weapons as well are just really cool. I still think she's a good example of Wednesday Addams.

Anyway 1000/10 a great game. I'd go absolutely mad with Alice any day or any time but that cat? Yeah ♥♥♥♥ that cat.

Never ending grind. Can't stop and won't stop.

A better version of "Honey, we shrunk ourselves" although oldies are goldies. Also spiders are real ♥♥♥♥♥.

A short and sweet game about a girl who just wants senpai all to herself, quite enjoyable to kill off some waifu's trying their best to get closer to my senpai <3

The customisation is actually fairly nice, it's not much of course but I find it's just enough. I'm the type of person to OVERLY create and adjust a character until it's 100% to my liking if there is too many options so having minimal options for once was nice. I like that you also get to gear/level your fellow sexy succubus companion as you do, that was a nice touch. All in all if you wanna just kick back and whoop some ass with a sexy succubus chick (with clothing or barely none cause giggity) then give this game a go.

P.S: Succubus gang rise up and slaughter them, slaughter them all!

I really like the turn-based combat, overall a good challenge too. Great game.

Gud game but I miss my goat dipstick </3 rest easy dipstick, we love you

Fun game. Shortest review yet I'd say as well hehe. <3

This game could have so much potential and it still can.