+rep very huge weiner

"my teammate"

good friendo 😎👌

is really dumb
+big pp

Femboy Hooters
nsfw
ask for a waitress.

shes hot.

pay her $300 on tip say to come to the back when work's over.

she comes outside.

you pick her up.

go to a cheap motel.

rip off her yoga pants.

theres a ♥♥♥♥.

whatever.

shes still hot.

you start jacking each other off.

really getting into it.

you start dating.

shes pretty much a girl with a ♥♥♥♥.

you aren't gay for liking it.

you've just fallen into a trap.

and are stuck there for life.

but it's a nice trap.

you get married.

it's not counted as a gay marriage.

even the priest was fooled.

you ♥♥♥♥ her sister, the child might as well be his biological son.

you raise a family.

they grow up.

fall into the same trap as you.

but 1 generation down.

They know your story.

they aren't even surprised.

THE CYCLE CONTINUES, LIKE COCKWORK

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.