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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 94.9 hrs on record (48.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 May, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Permadeath, Randy.

My team get's attacked by a megaslot after 5 mins of play. The only one survived is unable to clean. Then Randy decides to send mad hares, squirrels, guinea pigs continuously for several days. I manage to survive with slight bruises but all the house is full of blood.
Then randy decides that I have too many trees on my map and sends thunderstorms without rain. 80% of all trees are burned down.
Finally pod arrives and i manage to save a girl. Psychopath and unable of any kind of violence. Luckily she's able to clean my house and cook. Randy feels generous and decides to gift me a selftamed boomalope, so I can make a fridge and have some light.
The first guy goes mad after a heatstroke and starts to insult the new girl. She's unable to beat him so she's quietly escaping from him and crying.
Randy fills more generous and sends me a second boomalope. I'm running out of food so I decide to kill and eat my dog. Boomalopes are too much precious for being sacrificed at this point.
A distress of help arrives from a deserter. I decide to help the poor guy and fight his chase, but I'm not so lucky and the first colonist dies. At this point all of my original team is dead. Girl rejoice after his death, but now she has to live with the new guy, who is a misogynist.
Several pods crash during the next months, but all of the new arrivals die. I manage to save one, but he refuses to stay with my colony, so I decide not to feed him and he dies in the medical bed.
The girl has cooking 6, but she manages to poison herself twice even if the kitchen is clean. She survives, but since she's slow walking while poisoned, she's unable to save other dropped pods.
Autumn is ending, so is my food. Boomalopes start breeding.
Still playing this map.
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