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84 of 127 (66%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2014 @ 3:47am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2014 @ 3:38am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2017 @ 8:05am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2014 @ 3:34am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 11:28am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 11:22am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 8:53am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:09am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:52am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 11:49am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 1:57am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:57am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2014 @ 3:59am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2014 @ 3:45am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2014 @ 3:35am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:00am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2017 @ 2:05am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:02am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:18am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 11:30am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:16am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:22am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:48am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:26am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:29am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:13am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:42am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 4:54am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:56am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 5:04am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:20am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 1:08am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 1:41am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 1:46am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 1:37am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 1:31am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 1:31am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 8:42am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 9:25am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 9:23am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 8:37am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 9:03am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:02am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:04am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 8:40am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 1:06am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10am



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.