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GOLDEN KAPPA 7 月 25 日下午 7:44

Q: What’s going on with “hawk tuah” and why am I seeing jokes about it everywhere?

A: A TikTok video of one of those street interviews outside a bar at night went viral. It’s a cute chick being a goofball and when asked what’s the best way to keep a man she says, “you gotta give him that HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang”. It’s funny and she’s pretty charming so it’s having it’s 5 minute viral moment. Hope that helped everypony! /)

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AMD RYZEN THREADRIPPER 3990X 2021 年 9 月 20 日下午 12:25

he did your mom

even the 2021 年 9 月 19 日下午 9:05

Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.