Twinkies that have somehow passed their experation date.

-Rep this man stole all of the ass prosthetics in my ass prosthetics lab, you monster! What are we going to feed the homeless with now?

I meant to say muh ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ but that works too. XD

Happy New Year you mug ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ King Ass Hunter Pimp Extraordinaire!

𝓢 𝓟 𝓔 𝓡 𝓜 𝓐 ~ <3

Good Lord! It's Creamy Zeus the Scream Dream Pirate! What foul but great wisdom have you brought upon us this time?

Splish splash, I’m Creamy Zeus The Pirate! My cream will give you scream dreams!

You can buy a New Year for only 19.99$ on the Origin store, if you want to buy the EA and Bethesda New Year pack, that will be 99.99$ on the Origin store, what a deal!

I think I had a stroke trying to read what you just said.

Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crunk on a day about getting drunk on the day before the year changes into a different one, so you’ll have troubles writing down the newest established date, and you’ll write the previous year’s date.

5 days late, shmive shmays shmate.

Nah girl, it's only 5 days late.

Muuury cHrim-bUs (even doh im liek 7 days late)

Have a pimpin’ Christmas, you pimp!

I been feeling dry lately!!!

"Be a sort of necromaner, except you summon hoes instead of the undead"
"Don't you mean a Thotromancer" -My buddy John

+rep i've also forgotton how friend


but yes


also pretty good friend

Monti, choose a mage, or summoner; you could have a 24 karat gold pimp cane as your staff, and you could be a sort of necromancer, except you summon hoes instead of the undead.

Annnnnnnd that's my new DnD character. --Now what class is the best at pimp slapping?...

For those of you who don't know Monti, Monti is the biggest Pimp in the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Universe! Monti always wears his 24 karat gold top hat with his dark purple blazer with a Dark purple French cuff dress shirt, and some 24 karat gold cufflinks that say "Hail to the king baby!!!", and some dark purple slacks, with some 24 karat gold dress shoes, by the way his shoes are Gucci. Ah♥♥♥♥♥♥ I forgot the most important part, Monti wears a tie made of Shreks foreskin, since Shrek was hunting for♥♥♥♥♥ a man's♥♥♥♥♥ and Monti just ♥♥♥♥♥ slapped Shrek and was like, "BISH I'M THE KING PIMP OF ASSHUNTERS BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR KING, KING PIN MASTAH, YOU HO!!!!"

I wish I could remember the context for half of those quotes from me

Lol that's not me XD just some random song I found.

MONTI’S ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ SOUNDCLOUD IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIRE!!!!!!! GET A ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!! WEEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOO!!!!!!!

For this breeki

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
And I had just cured the Worries on my Hellion

*BREAKS THROUGH THE MF DOOR!!!!!!!!!!* NOBODY EXPECTS THE CRIMSON COURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too cheeki-

No it was just something I found watching AnthonyPit1 (I Think)

So, is the SoundCloud link to your fire mixtapes?

Figured...

Got it off a cursed image board

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥ Monti, love the new picture!!!!

Nah nah nah, the best shape is actually 2D and it’s actually mai waifu!

You are all incorrect. The best 2D shape is a square and the best 3d shape is a penis. The best geometric shape is an icosahedron.

No no no yo uare all terribly wrong, the best shape is the tricircualartangleangle

♥♥♥♥, both of you are wrong. Rectangles are the best shape, since hey are the shape of a bus.

♥♥♥♥ OFF I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS

FALSE! Pentagons are the superior shape.

octagons are best shape!!!

New Year, New Me and by that I mean it's gonna take all of this new year to change over time. Rome wasn't built in a day. I'm not gonna have a personality swap over night.

Happy New Year!!!

F E L I Z N A V I D A D

Tu Tambien.

Merry Christmas!

Uh, because women be cooler than schooler!

CHRISTMAS EVE? WHY NOT CHRISTMAS ADAM?

Merry Christmas Eve!

Kraznaya do you use a bendy straw to do that?

i like drinking eggnog through my ass