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born and raised in a small finnish fishing village
spending my day fishing amongst the penguins

then... the accident happened
the snowplough ploughed my legs off

i always dreamed of being a pro soccer player
but since i lost my legs i decided i would do the next best thing
become the best rocket league player in the world

to achieve that i had to find a partner in crime
my fathers never wanted me to have a pet dog since we already had penguins
so i found my boy Alpha Doggy (Willy)
who was happy to become my little doggy boy

now we are dominating the rocket league ladder
and thats how i became a pro rocket league player

uwu~