Happy independence day, America ♥♥♥♥ Yeah!

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY ♥♥♥♥ IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KABOOM. THIS ♥♥♥♥ COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR ♥♥♥♥, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. ♥♥♥♥.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT ♥♥♥♥ AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. THOSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY ♥♥♥♥, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? ♥♥♥♥ YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO ♥♥♥♥ YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE 3RD SS GERMAN PANZER DIVISION. COPY AND PASTE THIS AUTISTIC ♥♥♥♥ IN THE COMMENTS OF 5 OTHER PROFILES OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE SHELLED AT MIDNIGHT

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE 3RD SS GERMAN PANZER DIVISION. COPY AND PASTE THIS AUTISTIC ♥♥♥♥ IN THE COMMENTS OF 5 OTHER PROFILES OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE SHELLED AT MIDNIGHT

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE 3RD SS GERMAN PANZER DIVISION. COPY AND PASTE THIS AUTISTIC ♥♥♥♥ IN THE COMMENTS OF 5 OTHER PROFILES OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE SHELLED AT MIDNIGHT

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE 3RD SS GERMAN PANZER DIVISION. COPY AND PASTE THIS AUTISTIC ♥♥♥♥ IN THE COMMENTS OF 5 OTHER PROFILES OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE SHELLED AT MIDNIGHT