Calcium Carbide Bomb Ingredients: 1 can/bottle of calcium carbide (get at local hardware store, gun shop) water 2 liter bottle with cap optional: 1 burning rag Instructions: Put in about a hand-full of calcium carbide pellets. Pour in enough water so that all the pellets are covered. Put the cap on and run away fast. The water and carbide mix to make a gas, building up enough pressure to blow up the bottle. If you put the burning rag, or some type of flame near it, the gas will produce a big fire ball. Applications: imagine flushing calcium carbide down a toilet cigarettes might ignite the highly flammable gas

You will never be a person. You grew up to be a shell of your former self, you spend all day in basement typing and baiting on 4chan. Your parents have given up on you and you have no dreams left to pursue anymore. You spend time there to avoid thinking about the fact that the clock is ticking and you're only getting older and becoming more and more subhuman with each passing minute. You became an insect, and there is no fixing you anymore. I feel sorry for you.

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Really? Did you seriously just call me 12 you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. First things first, I am 13, not 12 you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Second of all, your calling me 12 when your grammar looks like that? *Their *Your *OK. That's just a few too. Also, just because I play Minecraft and enjoy the FNAf (Five Nights At Freddie's for you dumbasses) lore does not mean I'm an immature 12 year old. I'm very mature for my age and hang out with the 14 year olds. So watch your mouth dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥.