7 SIGNS YOU’RE GETTING BETTER AT GAMING:

You wake up in the morning with Eminem music in your head

You cover yourself in the blood of minorities

Friends introduce you as “a hazard to everyone’s safety”

Friends ask you to please obey the constraints of the restraining order

You find famous rappers you think you can gun down in the streets

You start cancelling things to go commit hate crimes

People start asking if you have confederate flags for sale

You listen to Eminem