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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 2:20pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 7:16am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 11:06am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 11:04am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 10:05am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 6:23am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 11:53am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 1:45pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 1:08pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 1:08pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 11:52am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 2:13pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 10:57am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 12:33pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 9:31am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 1:12pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 1:00pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 7:33am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 1:09pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 1:40pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 1:41pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 7:42am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 2:26pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 12:14pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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