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* knghtbrd plants it firmly on DannyS' head.
* knghtbrd will take his $20 now. =D
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
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Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
-- Marlo Thomas
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Darth Vader:
The Force is strong with this one.
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Women are all alike. When they're maids they're mild as milk: once make 'em
wives, and they lean their backs against their marriage certificates, and
defy you.
-- Jerrold
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