I sexually identify as an Allagan Melon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of growing over in a Deluxe Garden Patch in The Mists plot. People say to me that there's no way I won't wither and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install melon rind, 690 HP and 40 ATK/DEF on my body for Lord of Verminion. From now on I want you guys to call me “Trap Melone” and respect my right to kill from below and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a melonphobe and need to check your melon priviledge. Thank you for being so understanding