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Hey I found youw steam thwough a mutuaw and I just wanted to say that I think we couwd get awong weaw weww :) I don't nowmawwy do things wike this cause I'm a weaw gentweman :3, but do you want to maybe pway a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embawwassed) >< I couwd go on my smuwf so you don't have to put in that much effowt, even though you'we wike the best and you'ww pwobabwy be on top evewy wound. When I see youw name I just feew wike we have this speciaw connection that I can't descwibe in wowds, I think.. maybe we knew each othew in a past wife xDD wike I can do the cooking and evewything, you don't have to wowwy about that cuz I'm a weaw feminist, but I'ww stiww take cawe of you <3 I know how to make a woman feew wike a giww, but I won't do anything that fweaks you out, just say one wowd and I'ww stop so so fast! so maybe just considew me? I can't bewieve I'm wwiting this aww out to you >< !! Even if you weject me it's aww wowth it just fow you, my wuv <3 (pwz don't weject me !!)

Hejsan! Jag är Karin ifrån ungdomsmottagningen, vi har tagit tester på ditt sperma och vi kan se via DNA att dina framtida barn kommer vara lika fula och inavlade som dig, om inte fulare! Hälsa gärna på oss igen och snatta lite mer kondomer som du inte kommer använda. Vi hoppas att du är homosexuell så att du inte behöver reproducera. Ring gärna in till oss om du har några mer frågor!