stop talking to egirls on discord and pay your child support, you ♥♥♥♥

+REP gives good head and loses at uno to me <333

BAD mate :C !!!!1!!!!1

lmao

-rep dropped a full flask of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tea in my car and stood in the fu.cking tea puddle for approximately 10 minutes before i looked down and saw a tea coloured sludge where my passenger car mat should have been.

"babe come back to bed..."

"No! Im totally cracked on Lethal Company im totally hitting quota!!!!! I cant leave this server!!!!! me and Albanian.Nationalist_2003 have been going for 23 in-game days!!!!"

"please babe we havent had sex in weeks"

"no, Fire emblem woman #7...... strong men create good times, good times create weak men and weak men create bad times...... im sorry my waifu, this body pillow is not seeing sex for a long time..... not till' i hit this quota....."