OH MY GLOB, 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors has to be one of THE WORST ways to handle time travel that I have EVER seen. So many plot lines & points outside of the time travel are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid as well. First off, the point of having Akane's bracelet flipped upside down and her NOT EVEN EXISTING IN THE FIRST PLACE is dumb, where as the explanation for why Santa's bracelet is actually 0 and not 3 is just because it shows the wrong number, THIS IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID, ATLEAST ATTEMPT TO KEEP YOUR REASONINGS IN THE SAME VEIN! This game is so bad that once you first figure out there's a murderer, the reaction is just "Why? This is dumb." and once you learn what the actual reason was you learn that it IS DUMB. Ace, who is actually the guy who created the original "Nonary game" 9 years ago, decides to kill people so that he can get out. Why? If he created the games wouldn't he know there's a way to get everybody out?

You could argue that he is a bad guy and doesn't care but he's also supposed to be smart, he should know that there is absolutely NO REASON TO PUT HIMSELF AT RISK BY KILLING EVERYBODY! SURE KILL THE PEOPLE HE DOESN'T LIKE BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE OTHERS THIS CHARACTER IS STUPID! ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE STUPID! WHY WAS LOTUS IN THE CURRENT NONARY GAME AND NOT, OH I DON'T KNOW, ONE OF HER KIDS WHO WERE ACTUALLY IN THE NONARY GAME FROM 9 YEARS AGO??? WHY IS LOTUS SUCH A LAZY ♥♥♥♥♥?? YOU'RE GONNA DIE MAYBE YOU COULD BE A LITTLE LESS LAZY??? She literally is not important to the overarching story at all and has no character development at all, she is just a woman with large boobs who looks 20 but is actually like 40 or something. She serves to solve a couple puzzles and that's it.

Clover is a little brat, I actually don't hate her character as much, she's just kind of basic. But I'm confused as to why WHEN SHE TURNS INTO A YANDERE, WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES SHE KILL JUNPEI?? WHY DOES SHE FEEL THE NEED TO KILL EVERYBODY WHEN SHE JUST WANTED REVENGE ON PEOPLE WHO KILLED HER BROTHER??? WHY DOESNT SHE HAVE ANY SIGNS OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE ANYWHERE IN THE GAME OTHER THAN HERE???? WHO WROTE THIS TRASH. ALICE, ALL ICE, ALLICE, ALICE IS ALL ICE THIS IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Snake is somehow exempt from this stupid ♥♥♥♥, he's just a guy that's blind and has a fake arm. OH WAIT? FAKE ARM? MORE LIKE REGROWABLE LIMBS??? MORE LIKE MR. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' ZOMBIE??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE HE CAN GET REVENGE IN ONE OF THE ENDINGS HE JUST RISES BACK UP FROM BEING SHOT MULTIPLE TIMES AND ACE OVER HERE CAN'T OVERTAKE A WEAK DYING MAN??? Not to mention when Snake LEAVES HIS ARM BEHIND to go through a door... only to directly afterwards HAVE BOTH OF HIS ARMS AGAIN!! HIS ARM DOESN'T EVEN SEEM PROSTHETIC HE HAS FULL USAGE OF HIS ARM AND HAND THAT SHOULDN'T WORK LIKE THAT RAAAAAH!!!

How about Seven? He's gotta be cool right? There's gotta be one good character that's not stupid somehow... Yeah. He's a cop, a detective, blah blah blah. He couldn't remember stuff until towards the end. Somehow this guy doesn't do, act, or say anything stupid and all of his story seems sensible. JUNE ON THE OTHER HAND, OR SHOULD I SAY AKANE!! NOT ONLY DOES SHE HAVE A STUPID BRACELET FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN 9 6 WHATEVER, SHE IS ZERO??? WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥, HOW THE ♥♥♥♥? She DIED and then I guess her mind just kinda astral projected an older version of herself to the future??? Which then just STOPS EXISTING?? SURE, OKAY. SANTA IS HER BROTHER, SURE OKAY. THIS GAME BLOWS.

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