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Ever wonder why fire engines are red?
Because newspapers are read too.
Two and Two is four.
Four and four is eight.
Eight and four is twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ship.
Ships sail the sea.
There are fishes in the sea.
Fishes have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
Fire engines are always rush'n.
Therefore fire engines are red.
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"He dropped his voice still lower. In the stillness, a fly
would not have dared clear its throat. "
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Early: "Is it still her room when it's empty? Does the room, the thing,
have purpose? Or do we... What's the word?"
Simon: "I really can't help you."
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* LG loves czech girls.
<vincent> LG: do they have additional interesting "features" other girls don't have? ;)
-- #Debian
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You can't fall off the floor.
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