Quasilateral
Daniel
Bath, Maine, United States
“The most effective way to sully a man’s pride is to have a bio with a mean-spirited, seemingly precognitive comment professing one’s superiority to those who angrily click on your profile” - an excerpt from Sun Tzu’s: 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒜𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝐵𝑒𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃 𝒰𝓃𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓇


“The most effective way to sully a man’s pride is to have a bio with a mean-spirited, seemingly precognitive comment professing one’s superiority to those who angrily click on your profile” - an excerpt from Sun Tzu’s: 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒜𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝐵𝑒𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃 𝒰𝓃𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓇


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Daily Routine
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine 3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, I'm ready to work
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep
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Mark Van 18 Aug @ 1:24pm 
Hey friend, it was fun to meet-up the other day. However, I did find it rather unkind when you repeatedly stepped on my (now broken) toes any time I addressed you as a "friend". It was also a a bit odd when you screamed (Yes, screamed.) "Vomit Blast" and proceeded to projectile vomit all over my (4m) son, during our ride of the rollercoaster, "The Super Man", and your explanation was that you had been "Brewing that all day" and had been "Waiting for a moment to strike". Still confused on what that means but nonetheless I had a fun day with the biggest pal! Hit me up soon and please reply to my messages!
mackeye 23 Jul @ 1:20pm 
Last week I entered the elevator in my apartment building and there were two women who started laughing and proclaimed “whoops we didn’t hit L”. I immediately replied “if that’s the worst thing that happens to you today you’re doing alright”. Followed by them replying “or it’s the beginning of a Dateline tragedy”.

We all had a good laugh then she introduced herself as the mother of the other woman who happened to be very attractive. We continued chatting and exchanged contact info.

I’m not sure anything will come of it but I do know that I had a much more pleasant and serendipitous elevator experience because instead of just smiling after they admitted their mistake, I threw out a silly reply which turned into what it did.
Box 16 Jul @ 7:50pm 
im a dog, im biting the fart bubbles in the bath
jade 1 Jul @ 11:10am 
What mujahideen group do you know has taken Kabul twice?
Jason Funderberker 28 Jun @ 10:04pm 
Back in the day, long ago, this young man went by a different name. We used to call him "rope shoota" due to the amount of hot-of-the-press gooey rope this lad was able to machine gun from his ween. Those were the days!
i typically am a big fan of Italians, but you are CLEARLY one of the bad ones. Screw you buddy!