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slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin
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Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's
misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. -- Calvin
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Kaylee (to Simon): "Are you okay?"
Mal: "Is HE okay?"
Simon (rushing to River, who is seemingly unfazed): River?
River: "I swallowed a bug."
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Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.
-- Sinbad
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime.
Mathematician's Proof:
3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. By induction, all
odd numbers are prime.
Physicist's Proof:
3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 is exp
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