"Whatever happens, happens." - 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘬𝘦

"Kill yourself" - 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯

"Watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump street made me like Jewish people again. Thank you Jonah Hill I love you." - 𝘒𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵

"You're thinking about how much you want to **** 2B, aren't you?" - 𝘕𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘈𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘢

"Keep my wife's name out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth." - 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘚𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘩

"What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥." - 𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘹 𝘒𝘫𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘨

"You cannot even begin to comprehend the bounds of my forthcoming genius." - 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘺

"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary thats what gets you." - 𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘺 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯

"♥♥♥♥♥..." - 𝘓𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘳 𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘴

“I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.” - 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘚𝘮𝘰𝘬𝘦

"Reality is often disappointing." - 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘴

"You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly ♥♥♥♥♥. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood." - 𝘗𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯

"You Look Like A Good Joe." - 𝘑𝘰𝘪

"In the name of true gender equality, I will dropkick any rotten woman who deserves it." - 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘰 𝘒𝘢𝘻𝘶𝘮𝘢