This man once saved my entire family from a house fire. He carried my mom and dad in his two hands but then ran out of space. I had to ride his ♥♥♥♥ all the way down the rest of the east tower.

Thank you, my lord. I repent for the sins of which I have committed.

he told me to touch it, I reached my hand towards it and i could feel the warmth just radiating off it, I took it in my right hand kind of gave it a squish to see how hard it was, I might be exaggerating here but I swear it was as hard a brick it didn't budge, I started jerking it up and down slowly like he taught me, I spent around 10mins just playing with it in my hands while he was staring at me, he asked me do you know what it taste like, of course I said no this was the first time anything sexual happened ever, he told me to just lick it to see if I like the taste

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+rep praying for the comment section

+rep died for my sins