RED Scout Gangsta
Lutz Bielschmidt   Germany
 
 
U wot m8. If you need a good laugh. THIS THE REAL TF2 SERVER. http://parallelpie.tumblr.com/post/81812208397/radcalculator-parallelpie-youcancallmeliz

Scammers, hackers, phishers, trollers countered : 61 and counting.


The Sniper :
Trading's a good job mate!
It's promising work, Always indoors.
I guarantee ya won't go hungry.
Coz at the end of the day, as long as there's 2 people left on the planet.
Someone is gonna want someone's hat.

The Scout :
Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha' I trade items.

The Engie :
Hey, look, buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like, "What is beauty?"
Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve aesthetical(cosmetic) problems.
*drinks beer*
For instance, how am I gonna' trade some big, expensive unusual hat from tearing me all my refined metals, keys, buds and hats?
The answer? Use a hat.
And if that don't work? Use more hats.

The Soldier :
If trading is sure to result in victory(more hats), then you must trade!
Gaben said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about trading than you do, pal, because he invented it!
And then he perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

Then he used his fight money to buy two of every cosmetic on Earth.
And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single trader!

*laughs* And from that day forward, any time a bunch of noobs are together in one place, it's called a zoo! Unless it's a trade server.

The Demoman :
What makes me a good trader? If I were a bad trader, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?!

One unusual, one page of supply crate keys and metals, one earbuds...and KABLOOIE!

The Medic :
Medic: Now, most noobs couldn't vithstand zis voltage. But I'm fairly certain your hat--
*explodes, jk, the sound of ping after trading*
Heavy: What was noise?
Medic: Ze sound of trading, my friend!
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bruhTrester 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49am 
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Friendly Guy !!! ❤️
We can be friends for future games ^_^


✅✅✅+REP Good Player
✅✅✅+REP Good Friend
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile
✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day !




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Big Twatter Jim 23 Dec, 2014 @ 7:23am 
+Rep. Patient and reasonable trader.
Smexybanana B>backpack|trade.tf 20 Dec, 2014 @ 6:30pm 
+rep thx
AxelTheHunter I GameTame.com 20 Dec, 2014 @ 6:17pm 
+rep like to trade
KNAZ 18 Dec, 2014 @ 4:56pm 
+rep fast and easy trader
Source Gamer 18 Dec, 2014 @ 7:25am 
+rep fast trader with nice items