Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
ㅤ* A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
ㅤ* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!