special teams coordinator
him   Fairbanks, Alaska, United States
 
 
-Best CSGO Player in NA
- Financial Status - Rich
- Credit Score - 850
- Lean - Sipper
- Diaper Status - Loaded and Sopping
- Cancer - Terminal
- Dip - Copenhagen Wintergreen
- Lip Status - Packed
- Religion - Doctrine of Eschatologism
- Unaffirmed - Unarffirmed
- Eternity - Uncertain
- Personal Status - Based
- Sex Life - Gooning
- Virginity - Taken
- Operating OS - Windows 11
- CPU - Intel Xeon X7542 2.66GHz
- HDD - Intel Optane SSD 900p 1.5TB Series x2 Dual Windows Boot Priority
- GPU - PNY NVIDIA Quadro RTX A6000
- Case - EEKBNEJQ Tank Computer Case Gaming
- Dual Power Supply Rig - ATX 4000 Power Supply SUA5000RMT5U/E3000E-S0 Dell 3000-Watts 80 Plus
(Strip and solder the ground and signal wires, consult the manufacturer for wiring diagrams)
- RAM Memory - HMA851U6AFR6N-UH SK Hynix 4GB DDR4-19200 x3
- Main Monitor - EIZO RadiForce RX850 - LED monitor - 4K - 8MP - color - 31.1
- Second Monitor - 85" Class QN800A Samsung Neo QLED 8K Smart TV
- Daily Driver - Peterbilt 379
- Lightbulbs - Philips Hue
- Printer - Epson S Surecolor P7000 Commercial Edition Printer
- 2019 Mac Pro - (rack mounted, for audio development) 2.5GHz 28‑core Intel Xeon W processor,
Turbo Boost up to 4.4GHz, 1.5TB (12x128GB) of DDR4 ECC memory,Two Radeon Pro W6800X
Duo with 64GB of GDDR6 memory each, 8TB SSD storage, Apple Afterburner card, Magic Mouse +
Magic Trackpad
- Audio - Airpods Max
- Microphone - Shure SM7B
- Potty - Sesame Street Elmo Hooray! 3-in-1 Potty Chair, Toilet Trainer, and Step Stool, Pretend Flush Handle, Gender Neutral Toddler Potty for Boys & Girls - Blue
- Second Audio Interface - (For Direct Input) Lynx Aurora(n) 32-Channel Thunderbolt D/A & A/D Converter
- Mixing Console - SL AWS 948 Delta | 48 Channel Analog Workstation System
- Chair - Washington Prism™ lounge chair
- Secure Home File Server System - Toshiba Satellite A25-S207
- Study Desk (in my study) - Tonino Lamborghini Casa TL3603 Gt Desk
(Modified with Apple Mac Pro Wheels Kit)
- Mouse - Lenovo Go Wireless Vertical Mouse
- Backup Mouse - Apple Magic Mouse 2 (Limited Edition Rose Gold)
- Keyboard - Retro Typewriter Vintage with Upgraded Mechanical Bluetooth 5.0
- Mouse Pad - Pride Puppy Rainbow Paw Furry Pad 3D Wrist Rest Mousepad
- Guitar - 1929 Francisco Simplicio (after market EMGs [81 Neck, 85 bridge] behind the sound hole)
- Race Horse (for gambling) - Dutch Warmblood / Name: Mr. Hands
- Fighting Dog - Pitbull, 145 pounds, and integrated cybernetics / Name: Buddy
- Dogmentation - HobeyHove Adjustable Dog Cart/Wheelchair,Fordable Dog Wheelchair for Back Legs,Assist Large Pets with Paralyzed Hind Limbs to Recover (XL White)
- Strap Locks - Schaller Security Locks for Guitar Straps
- Misc - Duracell Coppertop 9V Battery, 4 Count Pack, 9-Volt Battery with Long-lasting Power,
All-Purpose Alkaline 9V Battery for Household and Office Devices
- Amp - Line 6 Spyder - 10" Vintage 30 Speaker
- FX Loop - Ernie Ball Volume Pedal / Ernie Ball Jerry Cantrell Crybaby Wah Wah / Ernie Ball Kirk
Hammett Crybaby Wah Wah / BOSS Metal Zone Waza Craft / Danelectro Cash Cow Fuzz / Steel
Panther ♥♥♥♥♥ Melter / ♥♥♥♥ Blocker Noise Gate / Steel Panther Butthole Burner / BOSS TU-3
Chromatic tuner / Watch Oyster Perpetual by Rolex / Modtone Vintage Analog Delay
- Strings - D’Addario NYXL13-56W (E♭ Tuning)
- Strap - Red And Orange Flame Guitar Strap Dunlop
- Flight Sim - X-Plane 11 Flight Simulator with 6 DOF Platform in Robinson R22 R44
- Car - 1998 Honda Civic Hatchback, straight piped, drift stitched front bumper,
cut springs, and cambered
- Exhaust - Street Header Exhaust Power Package (2022 992 GT3 NON-EU VERSION)
- Wallet - Gucci Bee Print GG Supreme Wallet
- Off-Grid Power Generation Solution System - Complete Off-Grid Solar Kit 13,000W 120/240V
Output / 48VDC [18.4kWh Lithium Powerwall] 48VDC + 6,570 Watts of Solar PV | [HBK-6.4]
- Organ Donor - Never
- Strategy - Intelligent
- OJ Simpson - Innocent
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Recent Activity
3,529 hrs on record
last played on 9 Feb
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last played on 8 Feb
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last played on 1 Feb
marbles 8 Feb @ 5:01pm 
I absolutely destroyed this dude in a 1v1 match in CS2. From the start, it was clear I was way out of his league. I played smart, keeping my movements unpredictable while this dude ran around like a clueless ape. I knew he’d try to rush me, so I laid traps and picked him off every single time. My aim was on point, and I punished every mistake he made without mercy. His tactics were laughable—while I was using grenades to outsmart him, he couldn’t even land a decent shot. By the end, it was obvious who the real pro was. I wiped the floor with him, and he knew it.
Obi Wan Can Blow Me 1 Jan @ 12:33am 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
⊘bull 14 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46pm 
-rep : This dude is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammate
strokeN Trade Banned 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:29am 
actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
washed gamer 8 Aug, 2024 @ 4:10pm 
This dude is actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at CS. just leave if hes on your team
emmy :p 6 Aug, 2024 @ 2:03pm 
this dude SUCKS and he is a negative nancy..... :steamthumbsdown::steammocking: