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= no mom
= no dad
= adopted
= loser
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ㅤ* A man went to the doctor, "Look doc", he said, "I can't stop my hands from shaking."
"Do you drink much?" asked the doctor.
"No", replied the man, "I spill most of it."
ㅤ* Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
ㅤ* Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
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