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S3 1000 godzin xd
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I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for
nothing. I gave them nothing for something.
-- Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil
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Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it.
-- Winston Churchill
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Applause, n:
The echo of a platitude from the mouth of a fool.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Not me, guy. I read the Bash man page each day like a Jehovah's Witness reads
the Bible. No wait, the Bash man page IS the bible. Excuse me...
-- More on confusing aliases, taken from comp.os.linux.misc
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Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
-- Tom Lehrer
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Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
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Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
-- Dom Perignon, upon discovering champagne.
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