hello sensei master

我昨晚在县集市上花了 48 美元
我甩了甩肩膀，但我赢了她那个泰迪熊
她让我说“Sugar Pie”、“Honey”、“Darlin”和“Dear”
我一整年都没见过勇士队打一场比赛
如果我不睡觉，我会被解雇
我失散多年的朋友说我陷得太深了
但我喜欢它，我喜欢它，我想要更多
我很努力，我无法超越它
我不知道那个小女孩的爱是什么
但我喜欢它，我喜欢它，我想要更多
我的妈妈和爸爸试图教我礼貌
但直到那个女孩抓住了我，它才沉入其中
现在我拿着雨伞打开门
我在倒垃圾，我在扫地
我交叉手指，数着每一个吻
祈祷它继续这样下去

Rep+ mf has damn near 2k hrs on a game that drove me insane after 40 hrs. Idk how he do it but he goated

this girl suji think she top dog ova here

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idk who this girl suji thinks she is trying to steal my man like this, but back off

im now inserting myself as the egirl of this comment section

Paypierus

absolutel y dsigusting profile bcakgorund

Chicken Diaper

vebus

if you're reading this straighten your back you banana shaped ♥♥♥♥er

chickendiaper

told me to suck a brick and called me rick. My name isn't even rick

-Sincerely, The guy whos name isn't rick

Change your profile picture

-Sincerely, Eat my smell butt

Change your name.

- Sincerely, Your mom

You wouldn't have a joke to begin with because its not funny so it just makes everyone in the room you talked with awkward.

and the only thing i hate about you is how you cant make original jokes

The only thing I hate is how bad you are at Rocket League

No, Neraj he is my biggest hater, I need your help to fight off this negativity.

Listen kid, we lost a important thing in our careers because of him. Was just a little annoyed so dont take me as a hater.

Alright, listen here, you deserve more from your life than to be getting "torment"ed by Denox. You are a kind soul, an incredible dancer, and most importantly, a nice boy. Don't let the haters get you down buddy, I am rooting for you no matter what.

Stop messing us up, we lost RLCS because of you. Rip B05

Yes Neraj, this is all true, thank you for sharing my story with others. <3

damn dude, such a good story, though why would he had done the things that had did to me?

He somehow composed himself and said to me: "I'm sorry kiddo, ChickeN_SnipeR died on his way to the wedding, he was killed in a pedestrian accident, when your fiancee ran him over with her minivan". Needless to say, I was thouroughly shocked. This is why Denox cannot be allowed to slander the most amazing man i have ever met, and why he could not have assaulted you, as he was dead at the time. Thank you for listening to his story. R.I.P. ChickeN_SnipeR. You will not be forgotten <3

I began to freak out, as my wedding was in 3 hours, and I hadnt even showered for the day. All of a sudden, I heard a familiar voice from the front of the ambulance, and it dictated "Dont worry kiddo, it'll all be fine". My eyes lit up, and i realized what had happened. ChickeN_SnipeR had singlehandedly saved my wedding, and he took me back home so that i could get ready for my wedding. He then proceeded to use the ambulance to escort me to my wedding on time. As i walked into the church, the crowd fell silent. I looked back at ChickeN_SnipeR, but he was no longer behind me. As i approached the altar, i noticed that something seemed off, not only was my wife-to-be missing, but ChickeN_SnipeR was also gone. I whispered to the priest, and he put his hand on my shoulder and began to tear up.

that is a false story and ill tell you all why. This story all begins 8 years ago, when i first met ChickeN_SnipeR. I was merely 17 years old, a young child in the eyes of ChickeN_SnipeR. We first made contact during an intense game of Battlefield V, with him carrying me to my first victory royale. He was so kind, and he was willing to guide me through the raid on hard difficulty. I was touched by his kind actions and words, that i immediately sent him an invite to my wedding, which was going to take place in Havana in 4 months. Over the next 4 monrths, our friendship blossomed, and he helped and supported me in unimaginable and uncountable ways, to the point where i decided it was time to ask him to be my best man. He graciously accepted my request, and i began to cry, and i fainted. When i woke up, i realized i was strapped to a stretcher in the back of an ambulance.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

What's the PWNZONE?

THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONe

THE BONE

YOOOOOO WELCOME TO THE PWNZONE

now that's savage

Dear Neraj

No thanks.

Your (2nd) Favourite Cousin,
Kavin

Dear Kavin,

I am a big supporter of |DOX| Denox. he is a good influence on you and you should keep him in your life. I personally feel that his elevated levels of toxicity will act as a counter-poison, and end up reducing your overall toxicity. Keep up the good work kiddo

Your Favourite Cousin,
Neraj

nah im good b

toxic

lol, y'all suck

true

ur right

there is no power on this earth that could hope to counter the toxicity of this young |DOX| Denox.

God father, help me

me with the gay

plz dont touch

oh no

or else...










you will be gay FOREVER

oh crap, this is serious, you better do something kavin

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE MEGA TROLL OF THE GAY
POST THIS ON 150 OTHER FRIEND'S PROFILES OR YOU WILL HAVE GAY FOREVER

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE MEGA TROLL OF THE GAY
POST THIS ON 150 OTHER FRIEND'S PROFILES OR YOU WILL HAVE GAY FOREVER